May 2013
harryeds:
vanessa hudgens wears flower crowns and cool sandals and crop tops and goes to music festivals with her hot boyfriend that is how i want to live
brandisbigbootybitches:
im gonna make a movie that’s titled “WILL SOMETHING SCARY HAPPEN?” and it will feature an hour and a half of someone walking around their house in the dark doing various things that COULD be the prelude to something scary but nothing actually scary will happen until after the credits when spooky scary skeletons will play
freakvevo:
i got sent out of class today for saying that my math class was the reason for the teardrops on my guitar
Joey don’t you even try to steal my goddamn post I will fight you
kawaii-aussie:
basically tumblr is like our father and we’re all his children and he is about to get married to yahoo who is a massive bitch and will probably ruin our lives and we’re like no dad stop and we’re all crying very loudly because we dont want yahoo to be our new mum because she is a monster who will probably kill dad when he becomes useless and take all his money that he left to us...
shavingryansprivates:
i wish blue raspberry was a real fruit
Wondering why no one is comparing David’s tumblr-betrayal to that of Cole Sprouse hmmm
freakvevo:
im sorry sir but you cant pay for this house with neopoints
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ruinedbyramsay:
ifihadthewords replied to your photo: hey hello hi i dont usually do this but should i…
yes
thank you omfg you’re actually the only one who responded
you’re a princess
newpope:
she believed [it was not butter]
the YA section of any given bookstore: NORMAL GIRL JUST LIKE ANY OTHER COME IN CONTACT WITH DARK MAGIC. MUST PROTECT/RESCUE/LEAVE FAMILY. SUDDENLY, A BOY IS HERE. HOT BOY. KISS HOT BOY. GIRL IS SASSY NOW. EVERYTHING CHANGE. SAVE WORLD.
parrotcakes:
IF EVERYONE BECAME HOTTER EVERY TIME THEY WERE A GOOD PERSON AND BECAME UGLY WHEN THEY DID HORRIBLE SHIT OH MY GOD
-keepsmiling:
One time I heard my boyfriend had sex with another girl. So I called and asked him about it and he denied it, so I called the girl and she denied it too, and then I called my boyfriend back and told him that the girl had told me everything and he replied with “it was just one time. It meant nothing.” And then I replied with “fuck you, she didn’t tell me anything.” And that’s still...
friendlycloud:
hitlervevo:
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
Relevant
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I have shredded parmesan cheese in my bra date me
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selfdoubtandsyphilis:
dankestrnemes:
do animals think in english or in the sounds they make
this is what yahoo paid $1.1 billion for
falloutyoungmale:
I write sins not five page research papers
g0ldlace:
Since yesterday my room has smelt exactly like the perfume I used to wear when I was 17 and I’ve got no idea why because Im sure I don’t even have it anymore, and even if I did, I wouldn’t be spraying it around because I don’t like the smell of it much now. It must be a ghost.
the ghost of your former self. how clishe
baconbandersnatch:
pippa6100:
I can’t believe Doug Dimmadome, owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome, bought tumblr
Well I’ll be dimmadamned.
dnlhern:
i can’t believe the teen titans bought tumblr
jalexaremyhomeboys:
[tearfully drags self through ur bedroom window] a re yuo cryigng about jack barakat too
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michelleisnotonfire:
theonewhowrites:
loki-dokey:
postordiea:
bendydicks:
You know how you get those posts with Americans and Brits bickering over freedom and tea and scones and spelling. And the rest of us who aren’t from either country are just looking on like oh just kiss already
WE. ARE. NOT. YOUR. OTP
GOD WE HAVE SHIPPERS
Bramerica.
#LIBERTEA
jeshfronceschi:
if i was in a band i’d be the one that gets ignored by fans
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liketideswerise replied to your post:
liketideswerise replied to your photo: why do I…
laughs no yes though
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liketideswerise replied to your photo: why do I even exist
you’re a cootie pah-tooty
you’re more of a cutie pah-tooty than I am though
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